
Though it used to be his favorite pastime, it seems that Brian’s days of sucking jam bootay are over.

Girl, you know it’s true

They’re best when filled with evenly spaced Rainier tallboys.
Oh, do let’s! (oh sassoon – it’s a good thing i’m your practice person – there’s no way I could make this a regular indulgence otherwise)

My name is Emily Fickenwirth and I approved these nicely color coordinated utility markings.

I tried to stop myself, I swear.

I apparently didn’t get the memo about green top, earthtone capri-pant day